Top Ten Most Ironic Celebrity Deaths
10) Ellen DeGeneres -- Suffocates in the closet
9) Susan Lucci -- Trips and breaks her neck while running up steps to accept an Emmy
8) Farah Fawcett -- Struck by a random thought
7) Frank Sinatra -- Killed by Stranglers in the Night
6) RuPaul -- Prostate cancer
5) O.J. Simpson -- Murdered by the "real killer" in an apparent suicide
4) Madonna -- Exposure
3) Unabomber -- Mail bomb returned due to "insufficient postage"
2) Al Gore -- Dutch Elm Disease
and the *Predicted* NUMBER ONE MOST IRONIC CELEBRITY DEATH IS:
1) Bill Gates -- Falls out of a Window