Lawyer_Jokes

What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?One's a slimy scum-sucking scavenger, the other is just a fish.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a snake?When you run over a snake you don't back up to make sure it's dead.