Redneck Cop
There is a Redneck Cop sleeping in his cruiser one night.
All of a sudden he is awakened by a loud crash.
The cop gets out of his car and walks up the road a piece when he notices a car in the ditch.
"Damn" he says, "There's a car in the ditch!"
He takes out his notebook and writes "car in D-I-T-C-H" for his report.
He walk up the raod a bit further and notices another car in the ditch.
So he writes "another car in ditch....D-I-T-C-H" for his report.
The cop decides to head back to his car to make the report when he notices a head in the middle of the boulevard.
"Damn, somebody's head's in the middle of the boulevard!"
He gets out his notebook again and begins writing "head in middle of"
Then he thinks, boulevard? "B-O..." no, no "B-U..."
"Aww hell" he says and he kicks the head into the ditch
"D-I-T-C-H"
All of a sudden he is awakened by a loud crash.
The cop gets out of his car and walks up the road a piece when he notices a car in the ditch.
"Damn" he says, "There's a car in the ditch!"
He takes out his notebook and writes "car in D-I-T-C-H" for his report.
He walk up the raod a bit further and notices another car in the ditch.
So he writes "another car in ditch....D-I-T-C-H" for his report.
The cop decides to head back to his car to make the report when he notices a head in the middle of the boulevard.
"Damn, somebody's head's in the middle of the boulevard!"
He gets out his notebook again and begins writing "head in middle of"
Then he thinks, boulevard? "B-O..." no, no "B-U..."
"Aww hell" he says and he kicks the head into the ditch
"D-I-T-C-H"
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